lart(8) 						  lart(8)

NAME
       lart  -	Luser  Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
       adjust lusers' attitudes

SYNOPSIS
       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION
       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
       who  rely  upon	their  admins for everything from picking
       their mice off of the floor to turning on their	monitors;
       namely,	the  luser(8).	Running lart with the appropriate
       arguments will cause  the  specified  luser  to	run  away
       screaming in agony.  Alternatively, you can make the luser
       buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS
       -use tool      Choose your weapon.  If this option is  not
		      specified,  the enviroment variable LART is
		      used.  If neither is set, a  default  value
		      will be used, which is set at compile time

       -b	      Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B	      The BOFH option.	Removes a users files and
		      kills all their processes.  If used in con-
		      junction	with -p this will also cause sys-
		      log to make entries  proving  that  <luser-
		      name>  was  the  second  gunman  behind the
		      grassy knoll

       -f	      Only  fake  luser's  attitude  readjustment
		      session.	 Provided  primarily  for testing
		      purposes.  Mutually exclusive with -B

       -F	      fsck <lusername>
		      as a raw device.  Note  that  this  option
		      has not been tested, as it is rather diffi-
		      cult to find volunteers

       -g	      Graphic violence.  Uses curses  to  monitor
		      <lusername> during the beating.

       -k	      Kill.   A  rather  permanent option, and as
		      such is not highly recommended.	Can  only
		      be invoked once per <lusername>

       -p	      See -B

SEE ALSO
       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

			    01 23 1996				1

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